ttRPG and dating sim about the conflicts and romances among the warriors who sacked ancient Rome and 20th century spooky teens, set in a suburban Los Angeles shopping mall during 1996. There are a lot of bisexuals.

Imagine a surreal combo of The Craft, Empire Records, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Clueless. By Lucian Kahn

Also available as a PDF!

• Easy to learn and video chat friendly.
• Detailed mall setting: 2 maps, 17 stores, and 24 NPC clerks.
• For 4-6 character players and 1 facilitator player ("The Mallrat").
• Rated PG-13
• Strange sense of humor required!
• Check out the game's 4-hour Spotify Playlist!

ENnie Nominated for Best Writing! 

IGDN Nominated for Best Setting!